laughbitches:

Best vine ever. 



byefag:

i dont even want to pretend to be happy anymore


willgrahamscock:

Raise your hand if today, this month, this year, this life sucks

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jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand


  • dad: you're up early
  • me: 
  • dad: you never went to sleep did you



michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’