- Ain't It Fun? -

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

marissachantelle:

castnoanchors:

sirbry:

Oh shit

so fucking down

GUYS