what if modern musicians named their songs like classical composers did?
“Angsty Breakup Song in A Minor”
“Generic Pop in G”
“Dubstep in What the Actual Fuck”
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob