woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"