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house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

explosm:

By . More comics? Why, they’re this-a-way! —>

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done

CF